That’s it. Very cute.
Laura Marling is amazing
Thank you The Observer last Sunday, for giving us a free CD of Laura Marling’s (mainly) live recordings.
This young lady has a voice I would love to own myself, plays guitar like I would like to, and writes great lyrics. So much talent… dwarfing my own. But I’m not jealous because I can only ever envy something that is either achievable or unfairly given to another. She’s too much of an inspiration to be envied, only cherished. I hope she goes on to write and release more great music, and also to develop in other directions and surprise us.
I’ll be waiting.
Black Mirror shocked me and it took me a while to realise it
Last night I watched the first episode of the new TV series Black Mirror, written by Charlie Brooker. I do love him, he always makes me laugh and think. This time I didn’t laugh.
This episode is about the prime minister being ask to perform a sexual act with a pig on camera, in order to save the life of the nation’s sweetheart princess who’s been kidnapped.
It’s worth watching, if only to examine how this programme makes you feel. I watched, I responded to the various awful ideas and behaviours introduced by this gruesome story by shouting and looking away a lot. When it finished I watched some more TV, and after that as I was getting ready for bed it became clear to me that Black Mirror is no ordinary TV show, and that I was far from finished churning over the emotions that it had raised.
I look forward to watching the next episode, although not certain I can take many more, it’s pretty full on!
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New Testcard for Sky 3D
My boyfriend did this!
http://www.pocket-lint.com/news/43297/sky-3d-test-card-launched
The process of kicking my smoking habit, and how I learned to love small tortures
Last Monday I stopped smoking. Today is Monday. So it’s day eight. I faltered once on day two whilst out in town with friends, which is when it dawned on me that it obviously won’t be easy but also not as hard as it was two years ago when I tried taking the One Step at a Time approach – consisting of Nicotine inhalers and reducing the number of cigarettes per day gradually. That was hell. This isn’t too bad. Except for when I’m having a drink!
Smoking was a pleasure from the word go. I still remember those first few cigarettes, just once a day, in the rocking chair outside the house I worked in as a nanny in the summer of 1995. A feeling of sweet dizziness would arise and I’d embrace the rush. That was the beginning of a pursuit of emotionally stimulating substances which seems to be a more or less accepted hobby for adults in many societies.
I wonder whether it’s the addiction that’s been convincing me that I love smoking, that it’s such a pleasure. Tiny little blue goblins crawling around my blood vessels and brain cells, whispering soothing words as they go. Can this pleasure be described?
The first thing that pops into my mind is the feeling of smoke being inhaled. My lungs being tickled. To a non-smoker, this sensation could be similar to inhaling normal air deeply. Actually come to think of it, it is similar to inhaling deeply even to smokers. So let’s all inhale deeply now: in all the way until it starts to hurt a little, then out slowly. Good. And again. Now once more. And again. Ahhhh all better now.
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Naxos – a perfect holiday in the Greek islands
How to choose where to go in Greece
When Kiwi Squeeze and I decided to go on holiday to a Greek island a couple of months ago, we used a combination of web research, literature and good old verbal communication to help us decide where to go, this actually amounting to quite a lot of work.
Let’s see… First there was my insistence on finding somewhere to stay put with both beaches and nature walks near by, and his insistence on a bit of a night life plus the option of island hopping. Contradicting requirements you say? Hmmm, I managed to win that argument using the ancient all powerful feminine weapon of being very quiet for a whole evening, which I only use in extreme cases.
Step two: where is the perfect location to enjoy a quiet summer holiday with sea, sand, and nature walks?
Squeezie made a big effort to read the Lonely Planet book cover to cover, and singled out a handful of options. This put us in the right direction. We then asked around and spent a few additional hours on the web reading reviews written by Greek island enthusiasts, and finally we came to a mutual agreement:Naxos.
Before we go on with my recommendations etc. I just want to make it clear:Naxosis beautiful and we had the best possible holiday. We loved every minute. And as the web was an important part of being able to achieve this little miracle, I wish to share our acquired knowledge with fellow humans who might be planning a holiday right now. Enough with all this taking and taking, time to give something back.
Travelling to and from Naxos.
Tickets through Ryan Air from Gatwick to Athenscost us around £250 each (early June 2011 flights). There is one flight per day from Athensto Naxos, but unfortunately we left it until the week before our holiday, and by that time there were no seats left.
We decided to take the ferry instead – a fast daily service leavesPiraeus port at 07:30 am heading for the islands of Paros,Naxos and Santorini. It takes around five hours to get toNaxos.
When we arrived in Athens, we made our way to Piraeus. It’s about 1.5 hours commute, but unfortunately we made the mistake of asking the guy at the Information counter at the airport about which route to take, and received the wrong information (a recurring phenomenon in Athens). We managed to get lost on the overground, and eventually got to Piraeus3 hours later. Tired and annoyed. Oops.
Piraeus is filthy, ran down and by no means representative of the rest ofAthens, which is beautiful. My suitcase suffered a great deal by the state of the pavements and roads ofPiraeus, with broken slabs and big cracks everywhere. Street signage wasn’t great either, so we wondered around dragging suitcases in heavy traffic for half an hour before reaching the hotel.
Piraeus Dream Hotel is clean and reasonably priced at 70 EUR per night. Breakfast is another 5 EUR pp and is simple, so don’t expect to dine like kings. You make your own toast…
Not far from the hotel is a hub of criminal activity and hard drug addicts’ hangout. Not for the faint hearted, although you’re quite safe going in and out of the hotel during the day.
As tired as we were that first night inAthenswe went out for dinner in an area recommended by a Greek colleague of mine, called Castela and about ten minutes drive from the port (4 EUR taxi). It’s a beautiful piece of shore surrounded by inhabited hills looking out to sea. There’s a wealth of restaurants and bars here, but choice was simplified for us by our taxi driver who recommended a place on the water called Zorbass. The waiter was very nice and introduced us to exciting and expensive fresh sea dishes of the day, for example, lobster for 80 Euro etc. We ordered our first Ouzo of the trip and settled for a pasta dish and risotto dish, both being outside the restaurant’s seafood speciality and cheaper than most dishes on the menu, so we suspected the waiter was disappointed and would stop looking after us. We also ordered a recommended dish of fried calamari as a starter. The waiter did not stop looking after us, and in fact he even gave us a couple more plates of starters, which we didn’t quite know how to take. As it turns out, food and drink establishments inGreecetake pride in being good hosts and will spoil their customers if they can.
Early in the following morning we boarded the ferry. Five hours of wind, sun and sea helped kick start the holiday feeling for the first time after a tiring beginning. By this stage I started wondering about the milk inGreece, as it was the third cup of coffee I had had with what appeared to be pasteurised milk. Yuk. Yes, it’s the only milk they serve with coffee.
The first views of the islands were breathtaking, and as soon as we set eyes on the sea front ofNaxoswe knew we chose well. Beautiful.
Naxos
Our host from Villa Naxia was supposed to pick us up from the port, but thought we were arriving the following morning. He was mortified and paid for our taxi. We drove through a maze of narrow streets, white washed one-story houses on each side, all well cared for and blossoming with early summer potted flowers.
Following our host Nikos up the stairs to the second floor (we were upgraded to a room with a sea facing balcony), was exciting and as we entered our flat we felt at home at once. I loved the simple decor, big cream floor tiles, all white marble surfaces… Like the way you’d imagine things to have looked like in ancientGreece.
We unpacked quickly and went out to explore. It was around one o’clock on a Saturday afternoon and the whole town seemed deserted! Wonderful, we hit the island on the very first week of the summer season, and for the first couple of days we were almost completely the only tourists around.
That day was a bit of a write-off as far as my energy levels go. But I do remember eating good healthy food (great kebab place near the promenade), and sleeping well. Nikos was kind enough to warn us about mosquitoes so we stuck those tablets in the wall and the place was bug-free. The beds at Vila Naxia are no five star, but comfortable enough. There’s also a lovely cleaner that tidies up every day so it really is a very convenient self accommodation option.
Part Two: a quicker summary of the rest of the trip
Following your holiday whims on the island is easy. Breakfast made in our own kitchen and eaten out on the balcony is pure bliss. Followed by sun bathing on the beach with a book, swimming, walking to the next beach, eating a sandwich on the sand, sun bathing, swimming, walking to the next beach, swimming, taking the bus back to Vila Naxia, changing, going out for a stroll in the old town (beautiful), dinner in Mezze 2 (recommended), drink somewhere and home to bed, relaxed, with healthily growing tan lines.
One morning we rented a car for about 35 EUR, and drove to the mountains. Many small villages are scattered around: Halki boasts a great little cafe where we had the tastiest orange cake, in Filoti we ate spinach and feta filo pastries, and in Appolonos we had a swim in our underwear (what did we eat there? I don’t remember). Some villages bustle with local traders and women doing their domestic shopping, some are near deserted. In one such lonesome bay (Lionas) we got out of the car to admire the pebbled shore, and were waved at by a couple sat outside an empty restaurant looking down at the beach. We waved back, got into the car and drove off slightly freaked out. It’s stressful being the only tourist around.
The narrow, twirling roads which I found rather sickly, gave Kiwi Sqweeze a chance to prove his driving superpowers, and somehow we managed to get back with just enough petrol.
The island’s terrain with its rocks, plants and white washed small structures, is much closer to the type you’d find in the north ofIsraelthan inWest London, and it felt good to fill my lungs with those familiar smells of nature at every opportunity.
Squeezie gave me a book called The Magus by John Fowles – set in the 60′s in a Greek island very similar toNaxos, full of suspense, full of riddles. And so full ofGreece. My entire experience of this country will forever be entangled with the mysteries of that book.
Back in Athens we stayed at an area full of character and colour, called Xachia – this is where the students live and it’s packed with cafes and bars for world changing young scholars, apathetic rockers and angry activists. The whole of Xachia is covered in graffiti, and some fabulously good examples of it too. We walked to the Acropolis at night, hang out in Demonstration Square, breathed in the air of hotdogs and furious youth and even stumbled upon an open air cinema where we watched a late night screening of the British film IF, in English with subtitles, perfect. Athensis very cool.
On the way to the airport to board our flight back toLondon, the sky turned grey, clouds gathered and it rained heavily. But we had all of that wet stuff waiting for us at home so we weren’t sad to have just missed it!Greecewas sunny,Greecewas warm and tasty, hectic and relaxing, filthy and marble-clean. I’d love to go back some day.
Celebrity Masterchef wins my heart but I’m still hungry
This week’s contestants are so cute, I wish they could stay until the end – Ruth Goodman, Kirsty Wark and Phil Vickery are all so sweet, just lovely people who seem to be enjoying their experience like little children, enchanted and playful. I love them. And I’m munching on Mumbai mix, how classy is that?!
And that American woman from the WI, what the hell? She comes from a planet I hope I never have to set foot on.
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Which keyboard is best for the band Mouth of the Rhino
I’ve joined Matt Bandy’s project Mouth of the Rhino – we perform mostly his beautiful songs as a duo, and would like to add more musicians to the line up soon. We’ve been friends and been jamming together for a couple of years, but haven’t done anything serious until now. We live in opposite sides of London so rehearsing isn’t easy, but effective non-the-less. We rock.
Mouth of the Rhino gig coming up: 15th of July 2011, at The Bowery (36-38 New Oxford St), London
I’ve just spent 5 hours online, researching keyboards I could gig with. I have two already, but neither is suitable for this kind of band.
My Novation KS5 is an amazing synth but doesn’t have the basic acoustic piano sounds which are vital for the acoustic sound of Mouth of the Rhino. The Yamaha ypp-35 has the piano sounds as well as a few other good alternatives, but weights a ton and I won’t be able to lag it around in addition to my guitar.
So… I’ve narrowed it down to Roland E-09, Yamaha NP-30 and Korg Micropiano, with the main criteria of being light and owning a good piano sound.
I need to be honest with myself though, and realise however light the keyboard is (5.7 kg being the lightest I’ve found), adding a case, a stand and my guitar to the party means my gig equipment is probably more than I can chew commuting on the London Underground. Back pain here I come!
Any volunteers to carry the heavy stuff for me?
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Lady Gaga gets an F in songwring
Last Sunday Lady Gaga performed in the UK, and her name has easily been the most mentioned name in the media for a few weeks. As a musician I can’t help being curious about the surge in media interest and the huge buildup to the gig, so I watched it.
Yea. Good singer, great performer, interesting image, terrible songs.
Am I the only one who’s noticed? According to Squeezy everyone knows… So here’s another critic: I can’t see that any of Gaga’s songs could survive the test of time, they won’t even be played at weddings or anything like that. And I’m into pop music, I love Britney!
Gaga should try harder… There’s so much understanding and taste in her visuals, and such a grand lack of any taste in the music itself. Awful stuff.
Awful.
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A perfect day out in Arundel

Arundel Castle
Kiwi Squeeze and I went to Arundel on the hottest Easter on record.
I know Arundel from several previous visits, as I used to live in West Sussex. I’ve taken my parents there a few years back when they visited from Israel, and they loved it.
The train ticket wasn’t too expensive (£24 return from Clapham Junction), and it took about 1:30 hours to get there on a quiet part of the train – we were at the back, and the front part was packed with people going to Brighton… we were smarter!
Arundel town is quaint and pretty, and we took a stroll up the hill to check out the odd little shops with the kind of antiques you’d only dream to find in London, not to mention ever being able to pay for. Life outside of London is so much better value for money… sigh.
The cathedral is a lovely gothic building, and lucky for us, a dear old lady was playing the organ when we walked in, so we got to hear this cathedral’s amazing organ in action. I had a funny encounter with another visitor who asked me if I happened to know why some of the statues were covered, and whether that was related to Easter. When I answered with a smile that I didn’t know being Jewish, he pointed at me and said: “Ah, you did it!”. Tongue and cheek homour inflicted on you by complete strangers, only in England – that’s why I like living here.
We found another church in the vicinity (St. Nicholas), which had the most beautiful old cemetery.

Arundel St. Nicholas Churchyard
After an ice-coffee break in one of the sweet cafes dotted around the hill, we finally went into the castle. It was £17 for a full ticket which included the gardens and all parts of the castle which are open to the public.
There was a battle re-enactment taking place on the grounds, with medieval tents and people in costumes doing things they used to do back then… cooking rabbits and stuff like that. Lots of children were running around with shields and swords, very happy, very cute. We had a sandwich on the lawn and went to the Rose Garden which wasn’t anything special unfortunately. Just a few rows of roses which aren’t yet in bloom.
With our expectations set to medium, we continued through the castle grounds, huge and beautiful green spaces with lots of trees, daffodils and daisies, peaceful and gorgeous. We reached the American Garden and were caught by surprise by the magnificence of it. Visiting Arundel Castle is worth it just for this garden. Absolutely stunning.

Arundel Castle's American garden

A pond in Arundel Castle's American garden

Tulips in Arundel Castle's American garden

The Beautiful Arundel Castle's American garden
The castle itself is still lived in by the Duke of Norfolk and family. This fact makes it a different experience to other castle visits. It’s much warmer in there, with all the grand old painting and antiques you’d come to expect, but with the added touch of personal recent family photos, and rooms that are used by guests even these days (out of tourist season I gather…), and the noise and colour of the people who actually live there behind the wall.

Arundel castle tower
Up the old tower Squeezy and I even got a glimpse of a party in swimsuits around the castle pool. Who knows, maybe it was Prince Harry (I’m obsessed!).
From there we walked along the river all the way to the
Black Rabbit inn. Such a beautiful, quiet walk. It’s also possible to take a boat there, but we were too late and the boats were all taken in for the night at 17:30.

Arundel river view
The Black Rabbit serves pretty good food, lovely location with the sun on the river, lots of people all around us having a great day. We walked back to the train station from there and got home at ten o’clock, tired and very happy after a sunny day full of little and grand wonders.
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